質量工程師與青蛙

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文字工程師與青蛙
小王走在路上，看到一隻青蛙，忽然青蛙開口說：先生，請吻我，我會變成公主，我會給你一個熱吻。小王停下來，把青蛙撿起來放入口袋，然後繼續走。

青蛙又說：請快吻我，我願意跟你在一起一天，隨便你要做甚麼都可以。小王把青蛙由口袋拿出來，看了一下，笑一笑，又放回口袋繼續走。

過一會，青蛙又說：好了，好了，我願意跟你在一起一個禮拜，請快吻我。小王又把青蛙由口袋拿出來，看了一下，笑一笑，又放回口袋繼續走。

青蛙又說：怎麼回事，一個禮拜還不夠嗎？你要多久？小王把青蛙拿出來，說：我是一個工程師，沒有時間跟女人鬼混，但是有一隻會說話的青蛙，好酷。

【啟示】

每個人的需求都不一樣，一般人認為有美女相陪那有男人會拒絕，偏偏這位變成青蛙的公主倒霉，碰上一位不解風情的工程師。

激勵員工時，如果不能掌握他們的需求，逕自用自己的認知給予刺激，不一定能夠產生期待的結果，搞不好還會有反作用。因此，管理者必需懂得如何瞭解員工需求，根據需求給予相對應的激勵方式，才能產生事半功倍的效果。

冬夜思春

好故事
经常办公室里有人问我上个月拿了多少钱啦之类的，他们并不了解我想要的是什么。
希望领导会明白
钱，我并不是为了这个东西在工作，未来会是，但今天肯定不是

你的分好少，给你加分

阿龙

刚工作这么想，现在不这么想了。

冬夜思春

那是我错了吗？

007

不是每個人的想法都一樣啦．不要怀疑自己．
我跟你的觀點一樣．

孤云

飘蓝是对的；
红色精灵也是对的；
错的只有时间和阅历

南天一柱

应了一句话：大将军赶路，顾不上抓小兔
有了目标，执行过程中要不断的抵制诱惑，一直走下去。。。

请诸位续写一下 ： 青蛙与QM、与BB、与BOSS...

知不道

One day , a boss drive his BMW on the way to his office.
Suddenly, his find there was a pretty girl in front of his car,very nearly.
He stop the car asap, go out the car ,but in front of the car,
there was no any girl, only a green frog .
The boss feel very surprised and angrily, he take his foot and want to kick the frog.
"Stop!" the frog shout" take off your dirty foot, I'm a princess,you can't kick me !"
",you are a princess? what have I heard? you say you are a princess!" the boss laughed,"why not say you are a fairy,maybe I will believe you"
"you misdoubt me ?" the frog's face get more green
The boss try hard to stop his laugh, but still a smile on his face"then maybe you want tell me that if I give you a kiss, you can change into a princess?"
"how do you know it ? That's my secret! Since you are so clever, I promise if you kiss me and make me change back a princess, I will stay with you for all today!" the frog said.
"No, that is not what I want." the boss shake his head.
"a week, if you kiss me ,I will get along with you for a week." the frog promissed.
the boss still shake his head.
..................
"don't promiss other things, all I want is not a princess, however you promiss long time" at last the boss said " I just wanted is
" a vase!"
The frog then faint.


第一次尝试用英文写故事，不对的地方，请看倌们多多包含。W:

纸水仙

每个人都有不同的想法及看法
不是有句俗语“萝卜白菜各有所爱”W:W:

007

不錯,我發現竟然我都能看懂,但我卻不可能寫得出來.
真不錯,真不錯.向您學習!