标题: 单身的五种幸福（双语版） [打印本页] 作者: 踏雪寻梅 时间: 2011-11-14 22:14 标题: 单身的五种幸福（双语版） Learn to appreciate your single status. Here are five things that singles sometimes take for granted.
学会珍惜你的单身。以下5件事被认为是单身汉才有资格享受的幸福。
Step 1: Sleep睡觉
Sleep is a beautiful thing. When you’re single, no one’s nagging at you to get up or counting the hours that you’ve spent in bed. You are left in peace with your box fan and body pillow. Sleep all day guilt-free!
When you’re single, there’s no joint account. You can do whatever you want with your money. There’s none of that “what’s yours is mine, what’s mine is yours” foolishness. No household budget. Go ahead and buy that hideous, life-size statue of Wayne Newton. Put it in the middle of the living room. No one is the boss of you!
Work all night, all weekend if you want to. Then socialize with the boss until 2:00AM or later. Your married co-workers can’t compete. They’ve got “commitments”. You win by default! And when that headhunter calls, there’s no one holding you back. Pack up and move wherever the fattest paycheck is waiting.
When you’re single, rejection is your friend. If you’re on a bad date, make up some excuse and get the heck out of there. You don’t have to ever see her again.
当你单身时，拒绝是你的朋友。如果你的约会很糟糕，那就编造一些理由闪人吧。你不必再和他（她）见面。
Step 5: Amuse Yourself自娱自乐
Host a poker tournament complete with back up dancers. See how much laundry you can fit into the washer. Create a new dish out of the few things you have left in the cupboard and eat it in the middle of the night. Become a pro at belching the alphabet. The possibilities are endless.