标题: 如何安排人员，笑完了琢磨一下 [打印本页] 作者: ljhclxlxf 时间: 2011-11-7 16:40 标题: 如何安排人员，笑完了琢磨一下 How to Place New Employees in the Organization:
1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:
a. if they are counting the bricks, put them in the accounting department.
b. If they are recounting them, put them in auditing.
c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in engineering.
d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in planning.
e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.
f. If they are sleeping, put them in security.
g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in information technology.
h. If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.
i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in sales.
j. If they already left for the day, put them in marketing.
k. If they are staring out of the windows, put them in strategic planning.
l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in top management.
Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.作者: 云深处 时间: 2011-11-7 16:40
呵呵，有意思，以前好像看过类似的东西作者: 幽灵处处飘 时间: 2011-11-7 16:40
哦,看过中文版的作者: 秋水长天 时间: 2011-11-7 16:40
我的英文不行，看完后，我要哭了，另外要强化自己的英文。:cool:作者: xar7879 时间: 2011-11-7 16:40
my english is poor
I don't understand it
cry作者: 碧云轩 时间: 2011-11-7 16:40
很好
怎么不说说如果他们想把砖头吃了该怎么处理？作者: 帅帅男孩 时间: 2011-11-7 16:41
ok，it is so interesting，but they are too simple to place employee according as them.作者: 雪中浪客 时间: 2011-11-7 16:41
it's interesting,but only for joking